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EchnaretMay 25 2009, 12:42 am

If they came one by one, I'd just tell them I was joining all their religions. If they all came together, well, I'd ask them which religion was the best. Once they started arguing with each other, I'd slip away, unnoticed...

 

What would you do if you ran out of pink lemonade?

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jrd6189May 27 2009, 9:03 pm

I wouldn't get too worried. Just pull out my blue Kool-Aid and sour apple Schnapps... :-)

 

What would you do if you found out that you were actually the pope?

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Luckylee218Jun 15 2009, 11:07 pm

I would condemn homophobes and have priests restudy their bible.

 

What would you do if you ran out of blue kool-aid?

jrd6189Jun 18 2009, 8:52 pm

First I'd drink a liter of sour apple Schnapps straight to help myself cope with the tragedy. Then I'd either cry myself to sleep or send somebody out for more. Long live blue kool-aid!

 

What would you do if there were no more blankets in the world?

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EchnaretJul 23 2009, 1:51 pm

I'd cover myself with sheep every night.

 

What would you do if the trees started chopping down people?

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jrd6189Jul 25 2009, 6:54 pm

hahaha Sheep! You'd be smelly. I veto that.

 

I'd start wearing a tree suit and ax-ing people.

 

What would you do if there were no more blankets and I didn't let you cover yourself with sheep every night?

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EchnaretJul 27 2009, 10:23 pm

I'd cover myself with you. You're pretty warm. ;-)

 

What would you do if rain stopped falling from the sky?

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jrd6189Jul 28 2009, 11:29 am

hehehe Yay!

 

I'd put a hose on the roof. It's raining again!

 

What would you do if you were in Germany in 1939?

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EchnaretOct 4 2009, 2:41 pm

I'd rock out like it's 1999!

 

What would you do if you started falling up?

 

 

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MorpheusOct 7 2009, 12:47 pm

I'd throw down.

 

What if your computer be an animate object?

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EchnaretDec 2 2009, 12:10 am

Then I'd scream like a little girl and grab my baseball bat.

 

What if bananas went on sale for $25/pound?

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jrd6189Dec 21 2009, 9:52 pm

I'd do nothing different than normal--avoid bananas entirely.

 

What if you accidentally shot yourself in the foot.

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EchnaretDec 22 2009, 10:53 pm

That sounds like a statement, not a question. Are you telling me that I shot myself in the foot? Crap, not again... <_<

 

What would you do if you were camping out in the woods, and a bear tried to give you a hug?

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jrd6189Jun 30 2010, 10:38 am

Well, I hate confrontation, so I'd probably let it crush me without comment...

 

What would you do if you found out that you were actually the heir to the English throne?

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EchnaretJul 4 2010, 11:30 pm

I'd make them all drive on the correct side of the road. I don't know who their driver's ed teacher is, but they need some serious help...

 

What would you do if you were skipping along, and suddenly the meadow caught on fire and all the birds and the bees and the cute little bunny rabbits all burst into flames and the forest was alive with the shrieks and screams of the tens of thousands of burning inhabitants?

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jrd6189Jul 6 2010, 3:34 pm

I'd take a short video and make millions of monies when I tell Russia that it is a new weapon I have invented and get them to buy it from me.

 

What would you do if the nearest street light turned out to be powered by an old but still active nuclear bomb?

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EchnaretJul 23 2010, 4:12 pm

I'd play minesweeper.

 

What would you do if I came at you with a shovel, and told you I was the long lost king of some obscure island in the Pacific that several hundred years ago was completely obliterated when a bunch of retired pirates decided to relocate all the sand about several hundred feet to the north east in order to create a safe-haven for all their wives?

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